I’m disappointed, Keith. No Michael Musto
To bid a last hurrah to Hill? Not crass
Enough, by half, distinctly lacking gusto,
That Finnegan lad. Now that you’ve made an ass
Of yourself with your own Obama-mania,
By all means, take it home! Why stop at half-
Way measures? No final farewell info-tania –
Excuse me – “Special Comment” – so wags can laugh
upon your throbbing jugular and spittle-
laden chin? Because, dear Keith, I highly
doubt that what you sell is news, and little
is the distance now between you and O’Reilly.
Now ends a campaign season most historical.
To which your contribution was deplorable.